This is the story of Puddles the cat. Puddles was a very extraordinary cat, for he did absolutely nothing. In this, he was extraordinary for he truly did nothing. He did not sit. He did not stand. He did not even lie down. Puddles did not pose in any position, for to do so would be to do something.
Puddles did not have a color, or a heartbeat, or any particular qualities, for to do so would once again be something. Come to think of it, I’m not sure that puddles is a he.
At any rate, Puddles did nothing. Any qualities that he possessed were attributed to him by those who thought about him, including his existence. Puddles, as I have said, was a very extraordinary cat.